Morhix might be worth a look, if you haven't already.
I have been doing some searching on this and have found no such thing, however I appologise if i'm blatantly looking over something... which i proboably am.
Is there just a super stripped down version of knoppix somewhere that someone made for remastering?
I'm not talking about Damn Small Linux...
Morhix might be worth a look, if you haven't already.
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