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Just for fun!
Why dont we tell many joke here?? Who knows... But I'll help start it along...
Q.) Whats more holyer then the Pope?
A.) Windows...
I thought of that one today... and i laughed out loud in class, which isnt a good thing to do when its dead quiet and nothing to laugh about... opps.. .
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To "play off" your joke....
Q: When is a computer, running Windows, the most safest?
A: .ffo si hctiws rewop eht nehW
( other possible answer: )
.toob tnow ti nehW
Note: answers are written in reverse, in case you didnt recognize it...
Ms. Cuddles
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hehe... thats the only time too..
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Q. Why do Jiraffs have such long necks ....
A. Because their heads are such a long way, away from the rest of their bodies
(Fact #12315647843, established at the University of Tasmainia, 1947 at a pultry cost of 5 Million dollars to the community)
jm
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If a person is what they eat, then i'm
----- "easy, fast, and cheap" ------
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lol most have probably already seen this (but just for those who havent):-
http://humorix.org/
I know its not a joke but i was inspired by the previous msoft jokes
Here's a joke for you anyway though, just to justify this post.
'A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
'Well, ' she said. 'The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.'
'The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.'
'The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.' '
*sniggers*
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Originally Posted by
jjmac
Q. Why do Jiraffs have such long necks ....
A. Because their heads are such a long way, away from the rest of their bodies
(Fact #12315647843, established at the University of Tasmainia, 1947 at a pultry cost of 5 Million dollars to the community)
jm
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If a person is what they eat, then i'm
----- "easy, fast, and cheap" ------
hahaha... university of tas.... hahahahaha... its a cheap uni... you go there if you dont have a good enought ENTER!!!
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Originally Posted by
gK Angel
'The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.' '
*sniggers*
grunt grunt snort wheeeee ...
[A Barymore gem... (grin)]
I can remember being really drunk in a pub once (a bit of very creative math there, of course) and actually believed that i invented the Jiraff joke. Then a whole bunch of years later, i was watching "Sid James" in "Carry On Saffari" on tv, and he came out with a variation of the same joke, [damn]
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you go there if you dont have a good enought ENTER!!!
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Liking apples a real lot will help too, (grin)
hmmmm, it looks like the bunny eluded capture again this year too (grin)
jm
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lol... ...
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