Just for fun!

[chris-harry]

Why dont we tell many joke here?? Who knows... But I'll help start it along...

Q.) Whats more holyer then the Pope?

A.) Windows...


I thought of that one today... and i laughed out loud in class, which isnt a good thing to do when its dead quiet and nothing to laugh about... opps.. .

[Cuddles]

To "play off" your joke....

Q: When is a computer, running Windows, the most safest?

A: .ffo si hctiws rewop eht nehW

( other possible answer: )

.toob tnow ti nehW

Note: answers are written in reverse, in case you didnt recognize it...

Ms. Cuddles

[chris-harry]

hehe... thats the only time too..

[jjmac]

Q. Why do Jiraffs have such long necks ....

A. Because their heads are such a long way, away from the rest of their bodies

(Fact #12315647843, established at the University of Tasmainia, 1947 at a pultry cost of 5 Million dollars to the community)



jm
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If a person is what they eat, then i'm

----- "easy, fast, and cheap" ------

[gK Angel]

lol most have probably already seen this (but just for those who havent):-

http://humorix.org/

I know its not a joke but i was inspired by the previous msoft jokes

Here's a joke for you anyway though, just to justify this post.



'A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

'Well, ' she said. 'The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.'

'The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.'

'The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.' '



*sniggers*

[chris-harry]

Q. Why do Jiraffs have such long necks ....

A. Because their heads are such a long way, away from the rest of their bodies

(Fact #12315647843, established at the University of Tasmainia, 1947 at a pultry cost of 5 Million dollars to the community)



jm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If a person is what they eat, then i'm

----- "easy, fast, and cheap" ------

hahaha... university of tas.... hahahahaha... its a cheap uni... you go there if you dont have a good enought ENTER!!!

[jjmac]

'The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.' '

*sniggers*

grunt grunt snort wheeeee ...
[A Barymore gem... (grin)]


I can remember being really drunk in a pub once (a bit of very creative math there, of course) and actually believed that i invented the Jiraff joke. Then a whole bunch of years later, i was watching "Sid James" in "Carry On Saffari" on tv, and he came out with a variation of the same joke, [damn]


>>
you go there if you dont have a good enought ENTER!!!
>>

Liking apples a real lot will help too, (grin)


hmmmm, it looks like the bunny eluded capture again this year too (grin)


jm

[chris-harry]

lol... ...