Whoa! I just had to sit here in my chair for 5 minutes, waiting for the world to catch up. Accelerated Knoppix http://www.alpha.co.jp/ac-knoppix/index_en.html is amazing! It boots off CD faster than Kubuntu boots off my hard drive. You owe it to yourself to check this out. There's a torrent at http://zerotracker.com/download/HTTP...060228.torrent

By the way, those of you who can post in the news section, what's the matter, your local Starbucks close down?