My DSL is capped at 40K down and something like 20K a sec up right now, but I had PacHell (O, sorry, SBC (a company so bad they have to change names, great)) before and after some months of going 40K I somehow got uncapped and was able to get ~150K a sec! I'm hoping that happens again

Dial-up is abysmally slow. Realisticly I've only gotten up to 15K a second with them and that was a short spike late at night