Who wants to live without videos?

A simple one-bit-user would like to put into the CD and watch it without any other command or click. OK, what about bootable Knoppix as a video player for all popular file formats (mpeg, xvid, ...), which is very small (you need to put video to the remain place ) and very clever (searches and plays automatically the video file on the CD)?

No need to say I am crazy. I know it.