The single thing I wish for most is the latest stable version of PostgreSQL, with potentially a bunch of contrib/ stuff compiled in and added to template1, but especially with tsearch2 (the full-text index stuff).

It would also be nice to have pgadmin3.

Also both apache1/mod_perl/etc and apache2/mod_perl/etc. And of course all of CPAN

Also, yes I would buy one for ten bucks, happily.

Looking forward to it.