so the way you are meant to read linux and debian is actually how all italians would read it if it were an italian word!
Well lucky for us
BTW if i had to write a text2speech program i would do it in italian as 99% of the words you can make absolutely no mistake on how to read'em: there's only one way to read each letter, or at most each syllabus (G_ and C_ depend on to the following letter)