Hehe. We can deal with you. Glad you have seen the linux light. Feel free to post any questions you might have in these forums, but I would recommend that you look at the docs section first. There is a lot of useful information in there. Search is also your friend.

Since you're just starting out in Linux here is a resource that you may find useful to get some of the basics under you belt.

http://linux-newbie.sunsite.dk/