Well, my sig was recently shortened by eadz , our commander and chief seeing as this is his forum...

Anyway, it used to say something like:
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A. Jorge Garcia

Teacher and Professor
Applied Math and Comp Sci
The Calculus Archive Project Online!

Baldwin High School and Nassau Community College
Long Island, New York, USA, Sol, Milky Way
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So now you know where I'm from!

I've been installing Linux behind the "pin-head's" backs for over 5 years now. If its not M$ WINDOZE or Novell, they can't fix it. So they have these God awful security programs on every PC so you can't install anything or change a single setting. Well, when my Computer Science class switched from Pascal to C++ these security programs conflicted with the WINDOZE compilers no matter what I did!

So, I installed a 150MB footprint Slackware Linux on the DOS partition making a little IntraNet and never looked back! Of course, we use KNOPPIX now. Recently, the lab with Linux installed started to fall apart, so we had to switch to a Live Bootable CD solution. KNOPPIX came to the rescue just in time!

Now that I'm in charge of the programming department, they leave me alone, but its been an up hill battle all the way!

BTW, when I recently applied to the Educator-Astronaut program, the "tech-heads" almost died when they figured out I'd have to relocate to Houston, Texas! Amazing how they need me all of a sudden. Don't worry, I revoked my application. I applied, ironically, the day before the Columbia STS-107 disaster. Now, if I go into space, my wife will kill me before take-off....