Well, I am the idiot that I think that I am.

When I click on the "little Penguin face" I am taken to This Volunteer "Linmodem" Project Page and that in turn takes me to the LTModem Drivers for Linux page.

Now for my next stupid question:

I don't see "Knoppix" listed, do I use the Debian GNU/Linux binary package instead? Also, how do I "install" this since I'm running a live CD? Can I run this off of a floppy or what? Aaaaaaaand.....Which Of These do I download?

I refuse to give up