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    Just for fun!

    Why dont we tell many joke here?? Who knows... But I'll help start it along...

    Q.) Whats more holyer then the Pope?

    A.) Windows...


    I thought of that one today... and i laughed out loud in class, which isnt a good thing to do when its dead quiet and nothing to laugh about... opps.. .

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    To "play off" your joke....

    Q: When is a computer, running Windows, the most safest?

    A: .ffo si hctiws rewop eht nehW

    ( other possible answer: )

    .toob tnow ti nehW

    Note: answers are written in reverse, in case you didnt recognize it...

    Ms. Cuddles

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    hehe... thats the only time too..

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    Q. Why do Jiraffs have such long necks ....

    A. Because their heads are such a long way, away from the rest of their bodies

    (Fact #12315647843, established at the University of Tasmainia, 1947 at a pultry cost of 5 Million dollars to the community)



    jm
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    If a person is what they eat, then i'm

    ----- "easy, fast, and cheap" ------

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    lol most have probably already seen this (but just for those who havent):-

    http://humorix.org/

    I know its not a joke but i was inspired by the previous msoft jokes

    Here's a joke for you anyway though, just to justify this post.



    'A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible.

    'Well, ' she said. 'The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage.'

    'The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day.'

    'The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.' '



    *sniggers*

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjmac
    Q. Why do Jiraffs have such long necks ....

    A. Because their heads are such a long way, away from the rest of their bodies

    (Fact #12315647843, established at the University of Tasmainia, 1947 at a pultry cost of 5 Million dollars to the community)



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    If a person is what they eat, then i'm

    ----- "easy, fast, and cheap" ------
    hahaha... university of tas.... hahahahaha... its a cheap uni... you go there if you dont have a good enought ENTER!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gK Angel

    'The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be.' '

    *sniggers*
    grunt grunt snort wheeeee ...
    [A Barymore gem... (grin)]


    I can remember being really drunk in a pub once (a bit of very creative math there, of course) and actually believed that i invented the Jiraff joke. Then a whole bunch of years later, i was watching "Sid James" in "Carry On Saffari" on tv, and he came out with a variation of the same joke, [damn]


    >>
    you go there if you dont have a good enought ENTER!!!
    >>

    Liking apples a real lot will help too, (grin)


    hmmmm, it looks like the bunny eluded capture again this year too (grin)


    jm

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    lol... ...

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